I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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