So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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