sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he quoted the bible to break up with me
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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