Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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