did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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