But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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