She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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