Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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