I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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