if you like me you must not know who I am
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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