I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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