for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Who died my cat blue again?
I need water and some morals
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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