I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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