youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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