I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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