lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
