You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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