Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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