one might say we're banned from that church
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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