I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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