i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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