NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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