so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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