I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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