You can't motorboat a personality
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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