its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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