Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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