so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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