We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
