We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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