all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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