So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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