Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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