I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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