So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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