thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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