We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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