Farmville is her only friend.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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