We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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