do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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