Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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