I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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