oh god the rape fog is back!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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