Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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