i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate all girls vehemently.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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