And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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