sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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