I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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