After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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