this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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