? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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