Do you still have your period?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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