check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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