dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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