I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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