I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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