those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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