my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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