I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
smell my finger.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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